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baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab f

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be torke migan biya mige na miyam na jomle misazam

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gf ادم مثل آدامسه:
1)داشتن یه بسته همیشه بهتر از یه دونه است....
2)فراموش نکن پایان هر آدامسی سطل اشغاله!پس برای هیچ آدامسی قیمت زیادی پرداخت نکن...
3)آدامس نیمه کاره کسی رو نجو....
4)جویدن طولانی آدامس,جز بی مزه شدنش حاصلی نداره...
5)حسرت ادامسی رو که دور انداختی نخور...
6)ازدواج با gfمثل قورت دادن ادامسه!هیچ ادم عاقلی ادامسشو قورت نمیده!

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خوشبخت ترین آدم دنیا آدمیه که دوتا قلب واسش بتپه!یکی قلب خودش ودیگری قلب کسی که دوستش داره......

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nini ke az khab pa mishe jish dare
zanbor ke ro ghol mishine nish dare
chopon ke to biabone mish dare
in mahvare ke mibini ro poshtebome dish dare
haji ke az make miad rish dare
shatranj ke bazi mikoni kish dare
inghadar chat mikoni akhare mah finish dare

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az ghazvini miporsan kon chand bakhshe? javab mide :kon na bakhshe na ostan na keshvar " kon ye doniast.

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Zendegi ejbar ast ... Marg entezar ast ... Eshgh 1 bar ast ... Jodaii doshvar ast ... Vali yade to tekrar Ast
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ye bar torke zang mizane 110 mige agha kelajo gazo farmone mashinamo dozdidan 110 az yaro miporse agha shoma torkin yaro mige are .., 110 mige agha boro jolo beshin

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yademan bashad agar khatereman tanha shod.......talabe eshgh ze har bi saro paee nakonim !!

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torke choopoon boode mire khastegarimigan shoma shoghlet chiye?mige mohandesam migan barikala be to mohandese chi?mige mohandese damputer o pashm afzar

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dar eshgh mesle khorshid bash .......... dar mehrabani mesle baran ........ dar sedaghat mesle cheshme .......... va dar bakhshesh mesle darya bash

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dige be man off nade,dige salam nakon,dige tel nazan,dige sms nazan,dige nazdike man naya,dige...................... akhe man maraze ghand daram doctor gofte az shirini mesle to bayad doori konam

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doroghaki e-mail nade , e-mail zadan rasti mikhad/ PMhaye khobe ghadim nagoo ke yadet nemiyad...toyi ke inbox mano, por kardy az maile farib/ mani ke nadide boodam,OFFlinaye ajib gharib.. .toyi ke del ba porooyi be Replyam bakhte boodi/ che sakhte bavaresh,vali to mano nashnakhte boodi...bazam migam ta bedooni ke Off

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Adama mesle yek ketab mimoonan ke ta vaghty tamoom nashan baraye digaran jazaban . pas say kon khodeto jeloye digaran tond tond varagh nazani ta zood tamoom beshi . baraye inke vaghty tamoom beshi motmaen bash miran sare yek ketabe dige

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rouze valentine ye ki mire kart postal forushi mige :agha karti darin ke rush neveshte bashe to tanha eshghe mani ? aghhe mige bale,mige: pas lotfan 16 ta bedin

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ham zesht o ham javadam; goyam sokhan faravan ba in ke bi savadam; tighe jeilet nadaram; rafte hamom ze yadam; paham dahad kami bo ; man ahmadi nejadam

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be torke migan " delam havato karde be zabane english chi mishe? mige: My heart fuck your Air

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Torke: aghaye doctor man 100 sal omr miconam?
Dr:sigar mikeshi?na
aragh?na
teryak?na
ghazaye charb?na
khanoombazi?na
Dr mige sad sal omr mikhay che gohi bokhori

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يه تركه مشروب ميخوره شنگول ميشه گرگه مياد ميخورتش.

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به تركه ميگن حال ساده چيه؟
ميگه لب....

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ye zane az daste shoharesh be khatere inke shoharesh ono tahvil nemigire (ha.........) shaki bode. ta inke ye shab shoharesh miad khone va mighe khanom ye rakhtekhab pahn kon va hameie cheragharo khamosh bokon va pardeha ro ham bekesh va darha ro ham beband. khanom khoshhal in kararo mikone va ba ham miran zire pato va zan khoshhal. marde ye saat az jibesh dar miare va mighe khanom bebin saat jadidam shabrange.

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napeleon mige harfi ro bezan ke betooni benevisi ...chizi ro benevis ke betooni pasho emza koni.......chizi ro emza kon ke betooni pash beisty

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zendegi zibast na dar roya...boose zibast na baraye havas...parande zibast na baraye ghafas...doost dashtan zibast na baraye lams kardan baraye hes kardan ba tamame voojood kash mishod ashk ra tahdid kard ,modate labkhand ra tamdid kard kash mishod dar miane lahzeha lahzeye didar ra nazdik kard
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be ye ...[...] migan saat chande balad naboode javab bede mige boro boro diret shode
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DIDI AKHARESH MANO GOZASHTO RAFT---AZ ZAMIN GHALBAMO BAR NADASHTO RAFT...........DIDI AKHARESH MANO DIVOONE KARD---- VASE RAFTAN HAMINO BAHOONE KARD........ DIDI OON VADE HAYII KE RANGI BOOD --- TAMOOMESH FAGHAT VASE GHASHANGI BOOD.... DIDI AKHARESH MANO TANHAA GOZASHT--- TESHNE TOO HASRATE DARYA GOZASHT.......DIDI HATTA OON NAGOFT MIRE KOJAA--- CHE BADE RASME ROOZEGARE MAAA...!!!!!
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vaghti ke mikhai bedooni ye chiz va ye kass barat cheghadr arzesh dare va barashoon cheghadr arzesh dari bebin cheghadr vaght sarfeshoon kardi va cheghadr ona vaght sarfet
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عاشقانه ترين نگاهم را روي قايقي از باد نشاندم و پارو زنان سوي تو فرستادم وقتي به ساحل نگاه تو رسيد تو چشمانت را بستي و قايقم ، غرق شد
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فرودگاه زندگي دينگ دانگ پرواز شماره ... به مقصد شادي پرواز کرد. پرواز شماره .... به مقصد اميد در حال بار گيري است. لطفا هر چه سريعتر براي اخذ كارت پرواز مراجعه نماييد. پرواز شماره ..... به مقصد سرزمين آرزوها. لطفا هر چه سريعتر بارهايتان را تحويل دهيد-

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eshgh ro add kon.be ehsasate ziba pm bede.gham ro delet kon.jahaye bad ro rename kon.baraye ghoror off bezar va behesh begoo beshkan akhe donya 2rooze.doroogh va kheianat ro hak kon .az ensaniat copy begir va send too all kon.ba sedaghat va vafa va marefat ham chat kon.az zibatarin khatereye zendegit web begir va too profile ghalbet ye ghalbe tir khorde bezar.

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kto ra az bin sad ha gol joda kardam to sine jashne eshghe to be pa kardam baray noghteye payan tanhayee to tanha esmi bodi ke seda kardam bia az paki cheshme mano labriz khastan kon ba dastat halghe ey az gol besazo gardan man kon age az marge bavar ha az adam ha delam sarde navazesh kon do dastam o ke kheyly vaghte yakh karde

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Torkeh to arusi dashte mikhondeh : mikham ke ba bose gole labato par par konam, yeho komiteh mirizeh too,torkeh mige : Golaye par par shodaro nesare rahbar konam

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ye pire zane az make miad mibinan to sakesh ye botri mashrobe migan in chie mige nanae man ke pa nadashtam dor khone khoda becharkham har dafe ke mikhastam becharkham ye peik az in mikhordam khone khoda dore man micharkhid

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takhteye zeshte kelaso nemikham>>>ostadaye aso paso nemikham>>>2khtare toope kelase mokhtalet,oon ke kheili nagholaso nemikham>>>khattihaye poshte meidoon,nemikham>>>pizza ba salado zeitoon,nemikham>>>noone ghandi,noone taftoon,nemikham>>>are khastam vali ghelyoon,nemikham>>>man toro mikham,toro mikham,oonaro nemikham>>>servisam toyi, to midooni be donbalet miam>>>doctori be shekle banna nemikham>>>filme conserte SHAKIRA nemikham>>>doost daram motor savariro vali>>>>joz to az hichkasi VESPA nemikham>>>bi to hich chizi az khalam nemikham>>>to ye heivooni man adam nemikham>>>midoonam mesle olaghi vase man>>>hamishe adatame khar nemikham,zan nemikham

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be shishe goftam "doostet daram" shekast be gol goftam "doostet daram" pajmord be darya goftam "doostet daram" khoshkid hala be to migam "doostet daram" havaye khodeto dashte bash

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torke 5 ta ghaleb sabon mikhore ta be marz khod kafaee berese

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Rashtie az sarbazi bar migarde babash mige barat zan gereftim inam bachat

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Ye torke 100 toman mindaze sadaghe 2metr bad tasadof mikone on donya mige : 100t sadaghe dadam chera mordam ? Khoda mige haaa polet goshe nadashte bid jigggar.....

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خودكار قرمزه مامانش مي ميره تا چهل روز مشكي مي نويسه

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با تو جون ميده بريم ماهي گيري ميدوني چرا ؟؟؟؟؟؟
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